1 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,585 Previously on Call Me Fitz. 2 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:23,023 Someone stole the fucking baby 3 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,894 Our future is at stake here. 4 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:27,114 The key to the fuckin' Fitzpatrick legacy 5 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,550 We will get our rightful heir 6 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,856 and son of a Fitz back. 7 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,858 I'm talking about the dealership. 8 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:34,512 Who would want to take a kid? 9 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,645 Well most kidnappings are perpetrated by 10 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,212 somebody known to the victim. 11 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,604 Ahoy hoy gentlemen. 12 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:40,866 You were always obsessed with that kid. 13 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,695 Give me my son. 14 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:44,609 Ali Devon? 15 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:45,697 [zapping] 16 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:48,265 How about we focus on finding the 17 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:49,875 lost baby. 18 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:50,920 Lost baby? 19 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:56,926 You want to know why everyone abandons 20 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:57,753 you Fitz? 21 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,755 Because you deserve it. 22 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,452 Someone on this strip is trying to 23 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:02,627 fuck our dealership. 24 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:03,976 This means war. 25 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:06,805 Some guy, he hired me to loan you that cash. 26 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,764 Who motherfucker? 27 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,853 Give me back my kid! 28 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,072 It's ok honey. 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,987 Mommy's here. 30 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:20,341 Nooooooooooooooo! 31 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,175 Welcome. 32 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:31,134 I'm Pat Childs, CEO of Childs Corp, 33 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,093 but you may know me better for 34 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,833 Fpood. 35 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,140 The nutrient system that revolutionized third world 36 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,968 sanitation issues. 37 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,056 Or equally important-- 38 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:41,449 my work with the environment. 39 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,495 Plasti-bergs - the synthetic iceberg alternative 40 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:47,542 that's saving polar bears from extinction. 41 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:51,763 Now what do these two things have in common? 42 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,812 No, that isn't nothing. 43 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,161 It's an O. 44 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,684 Ohhhhh. 45 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:02,339 Now some people think the O is a symbol for zero, 46 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:07,301 but to our ancient elders, it meant infinity. 47 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,954 Ahhhhhhh 48 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:11,783 And infinite possibilities are exactly where the O 49 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,133 will bring us. 50 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,700 The O-Mobile won't just transcend the need 51 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,181 for the traditional single-engine vehicle - 52 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:21,228 it will bring us into a whole new way of being. 53 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,838 Cars are the past. 54 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,970 The future is O-Mo. 55 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:27,538 And I find when I'm looking for tomorrow - 56 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:28,278 [gunshot] 57 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,153 There's your tomorrow, motherfucker. 58 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:39,942 [♪ ♪] 59 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:46,035 ♪ Without you I'd find my smile ♪ 60 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:51,214 ♪ Without you I'd'a won by a mile ♪ 61 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:57,525 ♪ Without you Oh life would be so grand ♪ 62 00:02:57,525 --> 00:03:02,094 ♪ Without you I'm half a man ♪ 63 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:05,315 ♪ With out you 64 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:13,367 ♪ Without youuu 65 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,718 ♪ Without you. 66 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,684 We found him on the side of a road. 67 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,469 If someone hadn't been smart enough 68 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,513 to put some dog tags on 69 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:30,819 the little Tumbleweed, 70 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,429 we'd have had no idea who to call. 71 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:34,170 That was me! 72 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,911 Oh hi 73 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,782 I will never forgive you 74 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:38,653 for this. 75 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:39,306 That's what you said when I 76 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,089 killed your mother. 77 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,572 Go after her, Richard. 78 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:45,573 Get stuffed. 79 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:46,487 Losing that little shit-vendor is 80 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:47,183 the best thing that's happened 81 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,315 to me in months. 82 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,404 Adversity is the sister of optimism. 83 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:53,058 And the harbinger for change. 84 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:56,627 Hi, you're the plastic iceberg fellow, right? 85 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:57,715 I'm Larry. 86 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:58,890 Really big fan. 87 00:03:58,890 --> 00:03:59,891 Pat Childs. 88 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,719 You have a very moist energy. 89 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:02,807 That's great. 90 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,288 Thank you so much. 91 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,289 Greetings. 92 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,290 I don't give a crap who you are. 93 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,813 That little shitter came in here 94 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:09,640 with $7-K. 95 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,685 Where's my fucking money? 96 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,121 I just had it laundered, 97 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,644 Mr. Fitzpatrick. 98 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,256 I knew you were mob. 99 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,127 No, literally. 100 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,215 Laundered. 101 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,608 We found it in the poor child's diaper. 102 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:22,871 I thought it best to give you an 103 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,742 extra thousand for his education. 104 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,614 Children are our future. 105 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:28,920 You know what I admire, 106 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,574 Mr. Fitzpatrick? 107 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,880 Your tenacity. 108 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,013 I'd like to invest in that emotion 109 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,667 and watch you pay it forward 110 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:37,712 in a big way. 111 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,715 So, bullshit. 112 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:41,672 That's your angle. 113 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,805 My angle is the apex of a prism 114 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,937 turning white light into rainbows. 115 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:49,332 Do you know what I mean? 116 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,855 Follow me. 117 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:54,337 [♪ ♪] 118 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,382 Low five! 119 00:04:55,382 --> 00:05:01,649 [♪ ♪] 120 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:02,737 Ali? 121 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:10,658 [♪ ♪] 122 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,704 Welcome to my inspiration cave. 123 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,489 Nice soundtrack! 124 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,577 Oooh, is that one of those new 125 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,230 ergonomic standing desks? 126 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,754 Our employees' spinal health 127 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:20,494 is our spinal health here 128 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,800 at O-Mo. 129 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,062 What the fuck is she doing here? 130 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,630 I see you've met my daughter, Paula. 131 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,589 This nice lady clearly needs a car 132 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,721 but seems to think she doesn't 133 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,548 Dodge Caravan right? 134 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,420 Good memory. 135 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,726 Wait, if you're his daughter, 136 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:39,426 why were you buying a car from me? 137 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,297 You sent her to fuck me over. 138 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,038 You mistake my intentions. 139 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,082 Paula was researching the 140 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,301 buying process. 141 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,607 I don't sell cars. 142 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:50,828 I sell socialization acceleration mobilitators. 143 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:54,354 Go teabag someone else, granola. 144 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,746 I am so sorry. 145 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:56,921 Richard can be a little-- 146 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,183 What's the word... 147 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,446 Oh. Richard. 148 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:18,421 [♪ jazz on the radio ] 149 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,728 Bathroom's occupied, turnip-dick. 150 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:25,689 Oooh, that is just all kinds of dirty. 151 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,038 You want dirty? 152 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:29,780 I'll show you dirty. 153 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:36,831 Look at the mildew in that grout. 154 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:44,055 [♪ ♪] 155 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:55,806 What the fuck is this? 156 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,504 Cash to buy back the dealership. 157 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,114 Childs even threw in an extra grand 158 00:06:59,114 --> 00:06:59,941 for my "trouble." 159 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,421 What a mark. 160 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,552 Pat Childs gave you this money? 161 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,554 He returned it, technically. 162 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,469 We're not taking a dime from that 163 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,906 ass-cracker. 164 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,691 But it's our dime. 165 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:14,782 Richard, I know you don't want to 166 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:15,609 talk about... 167 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,392 Then don't talk about it, 168 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:17,480 cock-sock! 169 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,612 Your father's strange behaviour, 170 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:19,700 but I couldn't help but wonder why 171 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,701 he wouldn't take the money, 172 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,442 and I think I have an answer. 173 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,443 Dementia? 174 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,487 Loneliness. 175 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:25,575 Yeah, he didn't want you to get the 176 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:26,576 dealership back just you on your own; 177 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,057 he wanted to do it together. 178 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,232 Fishing trip! 179 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,929 Ya, it's the perfect activity 180 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,627 to rebuild your lean mean selling 181 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,063 machine and get to the bottom of 182 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:37,674 your father's problems. 183 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:38,980 The O-Mo. 184 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,634 It's not just your personal mobility device, 185 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:41,896 There's his fucking problem. 186 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,071 Pat Childs. 187 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,681 Drop off your used gas guzzler at any 188 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,117 O-Mobile dealership and we'll give you 189 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,945 50 percent off a brand new 190 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,904 post-car product. 191 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,602 Never drive used again. 192 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,516 I'll drown that fuck in his 193 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,300 patchouli juice. 194 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,482 Ok ok ok ok ok ok. 195 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,659 Come on baby, gimme some sugar. 196 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,402 No. No! Because. 197 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:13,231 Because he freaks me out, okay? 198 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,015 I caught him watching me 199 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,407 sleeping once. 200 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:18,062 It's called joint custody, Saul. 201 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,368 He's your son too. 202 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,456 Fine. 203 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:21,501 I will take Justin this afternoon, 204 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,763 but you have to take him at 205 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:23,807 Christmas, okay? 206 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:24,547 I'm trying for one of those free 207 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,548 cruises to Buffalo. 208 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,462 Yeah yeah yeah. 209 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,116 Okay, goodbye. 210 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,421 [sigh] 211 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,598 Come on, come on, come on. 212 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,556 [bigger sigh] 213 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:34,601 I'm not going to ask you what's wrong 214 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,645 because I know what's wrong. 215 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:38,169 You're an asshole. 216 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,911 YEAH! HA HA HA! 217 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:43,610 Look at you two. 218 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,654 Bonding. 219 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,223 All these years I never realized 220 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,094 he was snorkeling dick. 221 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:52,575 Josh isn't gay. 222 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,533 He just saw my tits. 223 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,446 Believe me. 224 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,796 Gay as a tangerine on a 225 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,885 badminton court. 226 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,582 Mommy, there comes a time in 227 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,192 every woman's life when she has to 228 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,542 accept the fact that all the saline 229 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,632 in the world can't fix gravity. 230 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:10,854 [vacuum] 231 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:11,855 I could bang that piece before he 232 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,030 even took a look at your 233 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,641 cottage cheese ass. 234 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,990 You want to put cash on that? 235 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:16,643 Fifty. 236 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:17,774 Thirty-to-one odds. 237 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,515 Sixty. 238 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,256 And I'll give you sixty-to-one odds. 239 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:21,735 You're on. 240 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,040 Oh we're on. 241 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:29,133 [♪ ♪] 242 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,092 It's my favorite chore. 243 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:37,446 [♪ ♪] 244 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,447 You watch Richard. 245 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,144 Pat Childs will be no match for 246 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,233 Father and Son working together. 247 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,985 What the fuck do you want?! 248 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,988 I believe in you, Richard, 249 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,120 and your ability to get to the bottom 250 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,425 of your father's latent feelings 251 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,166 of paternal angst. 252 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,037 This isn't about feelings, 253 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,168 pube-knitter. 254 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,387 It's about selling cars. 255 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,562 Relax. 256 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,085 I got this. 257 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,740 So, you shit-- 258 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,614 Ken. 259 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,137 Here's what I. 260 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,009 I was thinking-- 261 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,056 What do you think about-- 262 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:22,709 You gonna pull the cock out of your 263 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,885 mouth anytime soon? 264 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,322 Fu - Fu - Gah - Fuck! 265 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,889 Retard's rubbing off on you huh? 266 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,586 For your information I am 267 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:33,415 rubbing off all over him. 268 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,243 Look, what Richard is trying to say is 269 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,506 he'd like to spend more time with you. 270 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,030 Why would I want to do that? 271 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,553 Because fuck you! 272 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,468 All you've ever done is fuck me! 273 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,600 I fucked you?! 274 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,733 You love each other! 275 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,517 And you're working out of a trailer! 276 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,215 Private conversation, Larry. 277 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,045 You don't even have the balls to 278 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,482 ask for my help, do you? 279 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,701 You're the one who needs my help, 280 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,572 liver spots. 281 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:18,155 [♪ ♪] 282 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,287 You know, every time I look at you, 283 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,462 I wish your mother hadn't gotten so 284 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,378 bored with anal. 285 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,815 And my work here is done. 286 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:34,389 [♪ Dance Music ] 287 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,392 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 288 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,177 Um. Oh. What? 289 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:41,788 Again. 290 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,615 Getting saucy 291 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,878 Nasty. 292 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,837 Uhhhh ya, oooooh my, 293 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,404 Huh huh what? 294 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,710 Um um deal with it. 295 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,233 Crowd's going wild. 296 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:55,453 Uh uh boom! 297 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,412 Somebody just got defecated. 298 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,239 You mean dominated. 299 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,502 I mean shut up and dance. 300 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,633 Did you even graduate high school? 301 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,591 Ha ha ha ya. 302 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,766 High school. 303 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,160 Of course I did-- 304 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,509 Hey, Meghan. 305 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,379 Wanna play? 306 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,729 Oh, ya I do, I want to play. 307 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,252 Mom, why do you have to come on 308 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,166 to ALL my friends? 309 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,210 Um, Josh is my friend too. 310 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,516 In fact, he's my friend first. 311 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,517 Yeah. 312 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,127 So in fact, we went to 313 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,781 high school together. 314 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,001 So Meghan, did I graduate? 315 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,480 [laughs] 316 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,960 Fuck no. 317 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,744 You couldn't concentrate 318 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,657 on anything. 319 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,442 Right Joshy, like right now? 320 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,357 I'm a woman of deep intelligence. 321 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,271 You go girl. 322 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,663 And even deeper sexual powers. 323 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,796 See, pooh-bear, it's out of my hands. 324 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,321 Round 2, hipster! 325 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,583 [♪ ♪] 326 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,454 Yes, uh huh. 327 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,849 [♪ ♪] 328 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,894 Okay, I'm bleeding. 329 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:49,812 [♪ ♪] 330 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,553 It's about time you got your semen-infested 331 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:55,426 asses in gear to take down Childs. 332 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,472 After what that fucker did. 333 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,473 Do you and Mr. Childs know 334 00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,691 each other? 335 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,739 Of course not, stillborn. 336 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,393 Remember what I use to always say to 337 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:08,483 you and retard when you were kids? 338 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,963 If the shoe looks clean they're 339 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,834 probably sticking it somewhere dirty? 340 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,835 Exactly. 341 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,663 I'll bet that fucker's sticking 342 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:15,925 acorns up his ass and letting the 343 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,797 squirrels go to town. 344 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,712 But why would you-- oh. 345 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:23,150 Even his name is twisted. 346 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,760 Pat. Childs. 347 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,414 I'll bet he does. 348 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:31,419 [♪ ♪] 349 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,465 You thinking what I'm thinking? 350 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,252 The Polanski. 351 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,470 A scam so bulletproof even a 352 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255 pint-sized Polack with a dick the 353 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,299 size of a French fry couldn't 354 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,953 wiggle his way out of it. 355 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,433 All we need is a hotel room-- 356 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,303 Some scratch-- 357 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,435 A kid-- 358 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,873 And Larry. 359 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,875 What's a Polanski? 360 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,879 Uh, it's a lake up north, dickweed. 361 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,316 So you are going on the fishing trip? 362 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,274 Ya. 363 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,538 We're gonna land a big one. 364 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:09,544 [laughter] 365 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:25,734 [panting] 366 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,563 So, I may have made some huge mistakes 367 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,694 in my life- 368 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,740 but that doesn't mean we can't make 369 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,307 something good. 370 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:37,006 I mean just look at you, 371 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,181 you just came right out of me, 372 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,226 didn't ya. 373 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,970 See, I told you? 374 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,972 Well I knew you would want to see him. 375 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,625 Who? 376 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,192 Your child. 377 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,933 Oh yeah, right. 378 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:51,978 Can I use it? 379 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,110 I mean, can I hang out with him? 380 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,938 Use? 381 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,636 I miss the little homo's smile. 382 00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,376 Okay, what do you want to 383 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,161 use him for, Fitz? 384 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,118 For collateral? 385 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,206 Cover? 386 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,120 Hey, he needs to learn the 387 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,165 family business if he wants to 388 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,340 stay in diapers. 389 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,908 You are unbelievable. 390 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,083 C'mon, it'll take a couple hours. 391 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,214 Tops. 392 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,520 Think of it as bonding time. 393 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,000 Oh the doctor is right, 394 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,741 your Mommy has got to take her pills, 395 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,873 she does. 396 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,005 And then she needs to get a haircut, 397 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,268 and a personal trainer, a job 398 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,356 and a restraining order against 399 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,574 your daddy. 400 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,447 Hey! Don't you want me to provide 401 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,797 for our child? 402 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,973 Where are you going? 403 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:31,974 Fuck. 404 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981 I got a kid. 405 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,635 Who the fuck is that? 406 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,028 That's your niece, fucknuts. 407 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,204 What's-her-name, Justine! 408 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,205 Like I've been telling you for 409 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337 ten years, Gramps, it's Justin. 410 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,556 Like I've been telling you, 411 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,645 men don't wear makeup. 412 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,689 Meghan's kid? 413 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,690 You two aren't trying to pull 414 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,344 another Polanski, are you? 415 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,171 He's a little old, Isn't he? 416 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,259 Fourteen is statutory. 417 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,391 And I want my cut. 418 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,349 They grow up so fast. 419 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,961 I'll see you at the motel. 420 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,229 Mommy, I think we both know I've got 421 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,057 this Josh thing in the bag. 422 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,233 so why don't you just give me $5-K 423 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,278 and we'll call it even. 424 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,063 Justin told me you struck out. 425 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,107 Oh fucking Josh! 426 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,152 I don't know what's wrong with him? 427 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,023 I'm pretty, right Mommy? 428 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,808 Don't you think I'm pretty? 429 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,028 Let's ask the Vodka. 430 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,203 Real men think I'm pretty. 431 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,596 Remember that hot boyfriend I had, 432 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,338 before I got fired from my first job? 433 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,340 You mean the hustler? 434 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,471 Ya, I had to hire him to keep you 435 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,472 quiet while we ripped off the 436 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,430 Indian joint. 437 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,345 Oh yeah. 438 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,302 Remember Raj? 439 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,609 We used to play hide the samosa 440 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,828 and then he'd give me free water. 441 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,352 I used to call him the Raj Mahal. 442 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,570 [laughs] 443 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,877 And then we got him deported. 444 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,011 Good times. 445 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:52,663 Ya. Raj would never care about a 446 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,187 stupid chore wheel. 447 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,276 Fucking Josh. 448 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,421 Oh. Why are we in a motel? 449 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,596 I told you, ass-jam. 450 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,728 You're babysitting while we're 451 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:14,685 at the lake. 452 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,209 Pat Childs might stop by later 453 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:16,861 to pick this up. 454 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:17,862 Ok. 455 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,776 You can use twenty of it to order 456 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,213 a pizza but no pay-per-view. 457 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,258 Cheap fucks. 458 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,868 Two generations of Fitzpatrick men 459 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,174 together at last. 460 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,262 Hey, don't you think we should 461 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,307 make it three? 462 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:27,959 Justin and I would be honored 463 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:28,873 to accompany you. 464 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:29,613 Larry, think of this as your 465 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,658 time to shine. 466 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,225 You get to be a positive influence 467 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,878 on young Justin here while 468 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,708 me and my old man-- bond. 469 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,753 Oh. 470 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,798 Okay, well that's a good point. 471 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,017 We'll have fun! 472 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,105 Make sure you keep Childs in the room 473 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,324 for as long as you can when you 474 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,412 give him the envelope. 475 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,109 Sure! Why? 476 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,285 Because suck my hemorrhoids, 477 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,243 that's why. 478 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,683 They think they're going on a 479 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,597 fishing trip. 480 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,511 but really they're going on a 481 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,686 journey of emotional growth. 482 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,514 Operation Hook, Line and Sinker, 483 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,558 initiate! 484 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:22,057 Tick-tock old man, let's go. 485 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,015 [strange whistling] 486 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,845 Fellows denizens. 487 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,108 Here to hang with my main man, 488 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,110 Pat Childs? 489 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,546 You're friends with Childs? 490 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,287 Pat Childs is friend to all. 491 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,116 He can command our thought-shapes. 492 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,508 You go ahead. 493 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,640 I'll wait here. 494 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,641 What the fuck's wrong with you? 495 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,165 The "Fuck" is Pat Childs. 496 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,862 You should be frightened, sir. 497 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,214 Pat Childs is no ordinary alien. 498 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,084 Go. 499 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,217 I'll deal with bonk-nuts. 500 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,174 If you're going to transmit to me 501 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,176 like that, Mr. Childs won't 502 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,570 confirm your protein injection. 503 00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:02,097 Get away from me you fucking degenerate! 504 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:06,057 [strange whistling] 505 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,711 Spare some change for a brother? 506 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,148 If it's change you're after, 507 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,888 let it be your opinion of our 508 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,413 magnanimous alien overlord. 509 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,204 Father? 510 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,205 I'm sorry. 511 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,120 Making music with my child. 512 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,514 who also happens to be my right hand woman. 513 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,255 It's like we're having a conversation 514 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,605 with eternity. 515 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,128 Well, lookie here. 516 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,085 Richard Fitzpatrick! 517 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,652 Welcome. 518 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,698 We're taking a short imagination siesta. 519 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,003 Would you care to pull up a laptop? 520 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,049 Lay down some breeze? 521 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,181 I've got a flute here that's just 522 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,399 begging for your lips. 523 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,619 Of course you do. 524 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:46,968 What can we do you for? 525 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,231 Actually I've got a proposition. 526 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,450 A guy I know's got a line on some 527 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,625 cheap port-a-potties. 528 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,366 I thought you could use them for your 529 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,107 African child fertilizer project. 530 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,979 Wonderful, wonderful. 531 00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:58,936 We only have so that we can give 532 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,242 right, Richard? 533 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,504 Sure. 534 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,071 Unfortunately, we already have an 535 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,160 infrastructure provider for Fpood. 536 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,466 Oh. 537 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,119 Are yours - 538 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,251 stained? 539 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,948 Do you mean sustainable? 540 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:11,906 Yes. 541 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:12,907 Well the cost was prohibitive. 542 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,691 Still, each journey begins with a 543 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,171 single step. 544 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,216 Right. 545 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,916 Well mine are totally sustainable. 546 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,484 And they're manufactured by - 547 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,313 orphans. 548 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,879 Carbon savings and opportunities 549 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:29,750 for children? 550 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,100 This is my bliss. 551 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,841 Me too. 552 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,146 This could be a very fortuitous 553 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,105 marketing juncture. 554 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,287 Seven p.m. at the DelRoy Motel. 555 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,115 Room three-twelve. 556 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,041 Unbelievable. 557 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,216 What a bitch. 558 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,696 You know she was queen of the rainbow kiss 559 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,045 party in third grade and she has 560 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,830 the nerve to call me slutydactyl rex? 561 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,267 Well there's no need for the 'S' word. 562 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,181 though this girl does sound like 563 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,922 quite a negative Nancy. 564 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,924 And what do we do with negative Nancies? 565 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,144 Kick them in the box? 566 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,671 Justin, when was the last time you 567 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,848 talked to anybody, you know, 568 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,110 about your feelings? 569 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,112 Probably the last time I saw you. 570 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,941 You're the only one who listens to me. 571 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,465 Can I call you Daddy? 572 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:35,250 Of course you can. 573 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,470 Oh come here, come here, Justin. 574 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,776 Remember that I'll always be there 575 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:40,995 for you. 576 00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,779 No matter what. 577 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,173 Whoops. 578 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,261 I think you forgot your Game Boy 579 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,306 in your pants there little buddy. 580 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,829 Nobody uses Game Boys anymore, Larry. 581 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,048 Also, that's my cock. 582 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:57,664 Ooh, ugh, oh. 583 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:58,708 Oh no. 584 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:04,975 Joshy. Josh. 585 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,107 Ya? 586 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,282 Let's try those sixty watt bulbs, 587 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:09,589 sugar, so mamma can get a better look. 588 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,634 Ok. Oh and ah, thanks again for the 589 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:12,548 - rubber pants, Mrs. - F! 590 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,767 They're good for chores. 591 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,943 Super easy to clean. 592 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,161 What should we make him do next, Mommy? 593 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,075 Oh I know! 594 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,817 one of those fish pedicures. 595 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:22,123 Bottoms up. 596 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:25,169 Oh. This is exactly what I imagined 597 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,171 all the times I imagined us spending 598 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,869 time together when I was a kid 599 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,131 but we never did because you were 600 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,394 drunk, or off having an affair or 601 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,830 just ignoring me. 602 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,441 I was ignoring you because I was drunk 603 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:36,964 and having affairs. 604 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:39,314 [laughs] 605 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,316 You're so funny, Mommy. 606 00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:42,535 See we can bond. 607 00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,450 It doesn't have to be all competitive-like. 608 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,538 Not that it would have been a 609 00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,104 fair fight, but. 610 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,281 What should I write next? 611 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,413 I got this one. 612 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,894 Oh, OK, sure. 613 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:56,375 I'll just get a better look. 614 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:03,251 Justin, sometimes when a boy flower 615 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,471 has extra special feelings for 616 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:08,256 another boy flower, he starts to-- 617 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,344 Suck him off? 618 00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:13,304 Well, usually he begins by telling 619 00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,089 him how he feels, you know-- 620 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,525 writing him a nice poem. 621 00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:17,831 sending a box of chocolates. 622 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:18,832 You're even retardeder than my 623 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:19,615 mother said you were. 624 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,400 Ah ah... more retarded. 625 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,488 Exactly. 626 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,402 Look, peaches. 627 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,794 I'm not in this for the lulz. 628 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,056 You're creepy, and that gets my 629 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,231 fourteen-year-old mouth wet. 630 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,016 But if you're not going to let me 631 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,147 go down on you, it's time for you 632 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:30,931 to give me the money you're going to use 633 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,672 to frame Pat Childs. 634 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,109 Frame Pat Childs? 635 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,938 No one's framing anybody here, mister! 636 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,464 Sometimes, Larry, when a man and 637 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,944 another man decide they want to 638 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,946 fuck over a third man, they put him 639 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,078 in a motel room with a minor, 640 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:50,254 a pimp, a big wad of cash and then 641 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,255 call the cops. 642 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:53,780 I don't understand. 643 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,868 My uncle and grandfather are 644 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,086 using you to set up Pat Childs on 645 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,305 pedophilia charges. 646 00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,960 The Polanski, fuck-nut. 647 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,527 No no no, Ken and Richard are 648 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,050 on a journey of self-discovery. 649 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,660 They wouldn't set me up. 650 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,748 And I'm the kind of kid who doesn't 651 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,446 pack a nanny cam. 652 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,494 Oh... 653 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,800 Oh Justin. 654 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,150 Give me the money or you'll be the 655 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,979 one going downtown. 656 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:26,987 [knocking] 657 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:31,295 Room 312. Yeah. 658 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:33,863 [police scanner] Ten-fifty-four at 659 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:34,473 Victory Park. 660 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,387 Unit two, respond. 661 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,650 Any minute now. 662 00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:38,912 This is the best night of my life. 663 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,305 And it's 50 percent thanks to you. 664 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:42,350 You're welcome. 665 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,960 Wait, did you just thank me? 666 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,484 Shut your pie hole. 667 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,528 That tard-tower was right. 668 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,834 You are acting like a teenage girl. 669 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,226 What the fuck are you talking about? 670 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,576 I just paid you a compliment, nut-bag. 671 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,143 Can I help being pleased that my 672 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,841 fuck-up of a son did something right 673 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:56,538 for once in his life? 674 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,365 Or that we're about to be number one 675 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,280 on the strip again? 676 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,021 Then I guess you're welcome. 677 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:01,848 [police scanner] ...a honey cruller 678 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,066 and a double double? 679 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,112 [bike bell] 680 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:10,596 Fuck! 681 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:17,994 Oh hey guys, 682 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,387 did you catch any trout? 683 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,040 No, you didn't. 684 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,041 Why? 685 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,042 Because you didn't go on 686 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,739 a fishing trip. 687 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:24,784 What the fuck? 688 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:25,436 You're supposed to be halfway to 689 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,525 lockup by now! 690 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,570 Larry explained your plan. 691 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,964 My sympathies, Ken. 692 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,356 Selling an outdated product really has 693 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,271 messed with your moral karma. 694 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,316 Don't worry. 695 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,883 When you fail, there will always 696 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,581 be a place for you at O-Mobile. 697 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,018 And you as well, Richard. 698 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,238 [sirens] 699 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,283 Tell it to the cops, tree fluffer. 700 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:50,026 Oh, those sirens aren't for me. 701 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,593 I called them. 702 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,161 Using a minor to frame a 703 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,946 family member for pedophilia is a 704 00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,382 federal offense. 705 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:14,964 [sirens] 706 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,793 Oh yeah baby! 707 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:18,794 Mommy? 708 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:19,839 We're late for our 709 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:20,535 two-for-one Brazilians. 710 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:21,623 The guy's here. 711 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:22,885 He's oriental. 712 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:31,372 [gasping for breath] 713 00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:32,068 Thanks, Joshy. 714 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,853 Anytime, Mrs. F. 715 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:35,811 Nobody's going to be able to clean 716 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:38,640 that mess up. 717 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,209 I just had so much sex with your mom. 718 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,430 Mommy, how did you-- 719 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,998 Age trumps idiot, baby. 720 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:49,999 Pay up. 721 00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:58,791 [♪ ♪] 722 00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,879 Just shut up and get in 723 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,837 Fitzpatrick. 724 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,454 Well, despite this calamitous 725 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,934 turn of events, at least we got to 726 00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:14,415 the bottom of Ken's strange behaviour. 727 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:15,198 Family always brings out 728 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,417 the demons. 729 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,026 Yeah, what the fuck was Childs talking 730 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:17,940 about back there? 731 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,463 That family shit? 732 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:22,292 Oh. Mr. Childs told me that he's 733 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:24,904 Ken's long-lost brother, 734 00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,470 so that explains why he's 735 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:27,776 been acting so strangely. 736 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,605 Our mortal fucking enemy is your brother? 737 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:31,954 What? 738 00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:35,044 Was that relevant? 739 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:38,439 Fuck.